"If Jesus Had A Website" Purchased By Kim Jong-Il

Today, If Jesus Had A Website, known for it's Christian propaganda, was purchased by the "Great Leader", dictator Kim Jong-Il of North Korea.  Jong-Il said he plans to rename the site "If Kim Jong-Il Had A Webiste", with the subheader "It Doesn't Matter, Because Now He Has One and You Will Bow To It's Awesome Power!"

Former owner, Greg Nilsen, of Pittsburgh, PA, was asked how the purchase came about despite the glaring conflict in interest.  "All I have to say is that you should never accept his challenge to a game of golf.  It looked like he could barely walk, but the man made 6 hole-in-ones!  I'm happy all I lost was the site," he stated.

When reached for comment, Jong-Il said he plans to use the site to exhibit his talents as the best writer, blogger, reporter, photographer and web designer ever to grace the earth.